Napping 101: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing
Welcome, aspiring napping enthusiast! Congratulations on taking the first step towards achieving true mastery of the art of napping. In this course, we'll cover the basics of napping, from setting up the perfect snooze environment to mastering the art of snatching a quick snooze in the most inopportune places.
Our course includes:
- Nap Architecture: Designing the perfect nap space, complete with blackout curtains, comfortable cushions, and an emergency coffee machine.
- Napping Techniques: From the classic "head on the desk" to "snoozing in a crowded elevator," we'll teach you how to get some shut-eye anywhere, anytime.
- Nap Controls: Mastering the art of snoozing without waking up, even when someone tries to get your attention.
- Nap Philosophy: The ethics of taking a nap when you really shouldn't be, and why it's okay to prioritize your own napping needs over, well, everything else.