snoozefest: The Festival of Extreme Relaxation

Where the only thing you're expected to do is nothing.

Join us in our celebration of the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Featuring:

Extreme napping techniques

Intense staring contests

Unbeatable video game marathons

And more!

Take a nap with us

Rehydrate with our special blend of nothing

Or, if you'd rather just sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing:

Sitting in the corner with us

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