Napping Techniques - Because Adulting is Hard

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to just... sleep the day away? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to napping techniques!

The Classic Snooze

Also known as "The Default Mode," this napping technique involves setting a timer, closing your eyes, and praying to the gods of Slumberland for a good 20 minutes of uninterrupted rest.

Sub-technique: The Snooze Alarm as a Form of Self-Inflicted Punishment

Set an alarm clock, but instead of waking up, just hit the snooze button repeatedly for hours, reliving the same 5 minutes of sleep-deprived hell over and over.

Advanced Napping Techniques for the truly dedicated napping enthusiast. Underground Napping Communities for those who dare to venture into the shadows. Paranoid Napping for when you're just plain terrified someone is going to wake you up.