The Snizzle Schedule

Today's schedule is brought to you by the Ministry of Scheduling and Time Management.

9:00 AM - Breakfast

Enjoy a hearty bowl of Cerealius Maximus, served with a side of existential dread.

9:10 AM - Morning Sighs

10:00 AM - Meeting with the Timekeeper

Discuss the finer points of time travel theory with the enigmatic Timekeeper.

10:15 AM - Time Dilation Exercises

12:00 PM - Lunch

Indulge in a leisurely stroll to the Timekeeper's Cafe, where the sandwiches are always 5 minutes too long.

12:10 PM - The Art of Timekeeping

2:00 PM - Nap Time

Take a 30-minute snooze to recharge your timekeeping batteries.

2:30 PM - The Time Paradox

And that's just another day in the life of the Snizzle Schedule.