html Socks of the Ridiculous</ประกtitle> <style> * { box-sizing: border-box; } body { background-color: #FFC0C0C; background-image: url('https://example.com/socks-pattern.png'); background-position: 0% 0%; background-size: 100% 100%; background-attachment: fixed; font-family: 'Arialประก', sans-serif; font-weight: bold; margin: 0; } ประก h1 { font-size: 24px; line-height: 32px; border: 2px solid black; background-color: #FF0000; color: #000000; } p { margin: 0 0 0 10%; } pre { background-color: #000000; color: #FFFFFF; padding: 20px; border: 1px solid #000000; } pre code { background-color: #333333; border: none; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000000; } .socks-of-the-ridiculous { font-size: 18px; font-family: 'Arial', sans-serif; color: #333333; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="socks-of-the-ridiculous"> <h1>Socks of the Ridiculous</h1> <p>Welcome to Socks of the Ridiculous, where we serve up ridiculous socks for the most discerning individual.</p> <pre><code>**Purpose:** Socks of the Ridiculous is the premier destination for socks with an attitude.</code></pre> <p>Our socks come in all shapes and sizes, from the absurdly large to the comically small. We also offer socks with built-in whoopie cushions, because why not?</p> <ul> <li><a href="/subpages/snoozle-socks-humor">Snoozle Socks</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/socks-of-the-absurd">Socks of the Absurd</a></li> <li><a href="/ prophets/socks-of-the-ridiculous/socks-of-the-ridiculous/socks-of-the-ridiculous">The Infinite Socks of Ridiculousness</a></li> </ul> <p>Stay ridiculous, stay fabulous. Stay socked.</p> </div> </body> </html>