The Atomic Clockwork of Timekeeping

Where every tick of the clock is a reminder that the apocalypse is imminent, but also kinda nice.

Our Mission

To keep you on schedule, even when the world around you is crumbling.

Our Methods

We use the most complex and intricate system of gears, pendulums, and pulleys, all powered by the most basic of atomic principles.

Our Subpages

You can learn more about our Quantum Ticks, our Nuclear Nanoseconds, or our Chaos Theory Ticks.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Quantum Leap Second page, where you can experience the thrill of timekeeping in a whole new dimension.

  Time = Time + Timekeeping
  Timekeeping = Chaos + Order
  Chaos = 42
  Order = 1
  Time = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
  Timekeeping = 2 + 2 + 2 + 2
  Quantum Leap Second = 3 + 3 + 3 + 3
  Quantum Leap Second