Welcome, esteemed member of the Snoozle Sundials! As a proud member of this elite group, you're probably wondering what all the fuss is about. Allow us to enlighten you:
As a member of the Snoozle Sundials, you're part of an ancient tradition of excellence in the art of snoozling. It's a noble pursuit, really. You're not just a member of a club; you're part of an institution.
But what does it all mean? Ah, it means everything. It means you're part of an exclusive group of individuals who understand the importance of a good nap. It means you're connected to a rich history that spans centuries.