Reports are coming in of a catastrophic zombie outbreak in the heart of the city. The undead, fueled by an unrelenting desire for... well, not exactly an unrelenting desire for human flesh, but rather an unrelenting desire for 80s music, are shambling towards the local record store. Details
As the zombies, driven by their insatiable need for synth-heavy tunes, are closing in on the store, the owner, a bespectacled and besuited man named Barry, is frantically trying to call the authorities, but all lines are busy. Read more
Meanwhile, in a related but totally-not-related story, a group of brave adventurers are fighting for control of the last can of Tab cola left in the city. The battle for Tab