Welcome to the land of the Elder Scrolls, where the coffee flows like the rivers of Oblivion!

But beware, traveler, for the forces of boredom have been unleashed upon the land. The people of Tamriel are suffering from a terrible affliction: Snoozle Syndrome.

It's a condition where the mind becomes as dull as the ale at the local tavern, and the only cure is to embark on a quest for the Golden Caffeine.

Will you answer the call to adventure, brave hero? Or will you succumb to the slumbering hordes of the Snoozle-infested lands?

Accept the quest and begin your journey!

View character sheet to prepare for the trials ahead