Industrialtips 7: The Snoozle Syndrome

Warning: This page is for extreme procrastinators only. Prolonged exposure to Industrialtips 7 can lead to irreversible Snoozle Syndrome.

Causes of Snoozle Syndrome:

• Spending too much time browsing Industrialtips
• Ignoring the snooze alarms for an extended period
• Binge-watching cat videos

Symptoms of Snoozle Syndrome:

• Feeling perpetually sleepy
• Loss of productivity
• Inability to form coherent sentences

What to do if you have Snoozle Syndrome:

• Seek immediate medical attention
• Try Industrialtips 8, our new, experimental treatment

Hyperlinks to other relevant pages:

• Industrialtips 8: The Cure for the Common Cold
• Caffeine Overload: The Dark Side

Disclaimer: Industrialtips and its affiliates are not responsible for any damage caused by Snoozle Syndrome.