Blanket Fort Therapy

Welcome to the Snoozle Syndrome Blanket Fort, where the soothing effects of 500 thread count blankets and 24/7 ambient noise help you cope with the existential dread of modern life.

Learn how to achieve Silence is Golden state, where the art of quiet contemplation is a national pastime.

Discover our vision for the Blanket Forts of the Future, where AI-generated ambiance and scent-emitting fibers will revolutionize the way you nap.