Caffeine Induced Snoozle

You're experiencing a severe case of Caffeine Induced Snoozle Syndrome, a condition characterized by an intense desire to do absolutely nothing.

Symptoms include:

• Excessive daydreaming
• Complete disinterest in social media
• Uncontrollable urge to binge-watch cat videos

We recommend the following treatment:

• Drink more coffee
• Play video games for 12+ hours straight
• Take a 4-day vacation to the nearest couch

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