For the sufferer of Snoozle's Syndrome, the following medication plan is recommended.
1. Wake-up light therapy: 15 minutes, 3 times a day, 365 days a year.
2. Snoozle-inhibiting medication: available by prescription only, administered through a specialized snoozle-injection system.
Side effects: possible drowsiness, confusion, and an increased likelihood of paranoia.
Do not take if you are allergic to allergies.