Silence Is Golden 2: The Sequel

Because Silence Is Not Always Golden

We're back with more of the same old silence, only this time with more explosions.

Our research team has been hard at work, and their findings are shocking:

• Silence is only golden when you're trying to get away with it.
• Silence is not golden when you're stuck in a meeting with your boss.

Don't just take our word for it. Listen to what our experts have to say:

Expert Testimonials:

Dr. Emily Evermore, renowned expert on silence:

"Silence is a skill that's often overlooked, but it's a skill we all need to work on."

Take a class with Dr. Evermore

Learn more about our unorthodox methods

Apply for our Silence Is Golden 2 program today!

Side effects of participating in this program may include:

• Loss of all communication skills
• Increased likelihood of being ignored
• Reduced social skills (but increased ability to play video games)

Disclaimers:

This program is not responsible for any damage caused to relationships, careers, or sanity.

Side effects may be permanent.

Our Team:

Our team consists of experts in the field of silence, including Dr. Evermore, Dr. Silence-a-Tron, and Mr. Nobody.

Together, we're bringing the noise (not).