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Here are some expert tips to help you achieve true mastery of the art of doing nothing.
This is the most advanced technique of all. Simply stare at a wall for hours on end, and you'll be amazed at how much you can accomplish.
Imagine you're flying, but you're not really flying, because, well, you're not. Just close your eyes and let your mind wander.
Tip 4: Create a Fantasy World Where You're a Master Procrastinator