Our patented Nap Time treatment has been scientifically proven to cure 9 out of 10 patients of Snoozle Syndrome.
Our Procrastination Programs will teach you how to put off your problems for just the right amount of time.
Our Caffeine Therapy involves administering just the right amount of caffeine to stimulate your brain, but not too much, we swear.
Our Meditation Magic will transport you to a world of inner peace, where Snoozle Syndrome is just a distant memory.
Our Ignore It and It Will Go Away treatment has a 100% success rate, but only if you really try.
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