Due to an unfortunate combination of factors, you have contracted Snooze Syndrome. This is a rare and highly contagious condition where you involuntarily fall asleep in awkward positions.
1. Repeatedly falling asleep in meetings, conversations, and during crucial moments of crisis.
2. Inability to maintain eye contact during important presentations or negotiations.
3. Frequent dozing off during critical system checks or security breaches.
Link to Complications
1. Intensive coffee therapy sessions.
2. Regularly scheduled naps in designated areas.
3. Mandatory attendance at all important meetings with the option to leave quietly.
Link to Customized Treatment Plans
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