After a thorough review of your symptoms, Dr. Blerg has determined that you are a prime candidate for the revolutionary new treatment for Snoozle Syndrome.
As part of this groundbreaking therapy, you will be required to attend a series of grueling, unorthodox sessions with Dr. Blerg.
During these sessions, Dr. Blerg will subject you to a barrage of inane questions, confusing diagrams, and awkward silences.
You will be asked to provide a comprehensive history of your snoozle symptoms, including but not limited to:
Dr. Blerg will also perform a series of rigorous tests to determine the severity of your snoozle.
These tests may include but are not limited to:
Don't worry, these tests are completely safe (and completely not at all).
Upon completion of these tests, Dr. Blerg will provide a personalized diagnosis and recommend a treatment plan tailored specifically to your unique brand of snoozle.
But wait, there's more! Dr. Blerg also offers a range of add-on services, including: