Welcome to the most epic quest ever! Elder Bro here, and I'm on a mission to find the last donut in the land. Or, at the very least, to make fun of the donut shop that ran out of donuts.
Donuts are scarce. But I'll get one. I'll get one. Oh, don't worry about me, I'm Elder Bro.
Arrived at the local donut shop, only to find they were closed. Closed! What kind of donut shop closes?! I demanded to see the manager, but all I got was a raised eyebrow and a 'we're out of donuts'.