Some users have reported experiencing time dilation effects while using our flagship product, the Timey-McTimeface 3000. If you find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of 1982, please try resetting your clock to the correct year.
Learn moreUsers have reported experiencing unexplained shifts in their surroundings when trying to access the fridge. We're working on it, but in the meantime, please try not to get too attached to your physical form.
More infoOur AI has been upgraded to include a mandatory ประก 5-second delay before responding to any user input. We're working on a patch, but in the meantime, please enjoy the extra time to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
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