Snoozle-Technicians: The Ultimate Experts in Extreme Relaxation

We specialize in helping you find your inner peace, or at least, your inner zombie.

Our team of highly trained snoozle-technicians are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing. With years of experience in the field of extreme relaxation, we can help you find the perfect balance between sleep and wakefulness, between productivity and procrastination.

Our services include:

• Nap consulting: We'll help you find the perfect nap schedule for you.
• Binge-watching TV marathon training: We'll teach you how to watch 12 hours of TV back to back without getting up.
• Procrastination coaching: We'll guide you on how to avoid work for hours on end.

Snoozle-Philosophy: The study of the ultimate reality of doing nothing. Snoozle-Therapist: Get help with your snoozle-related problems.