What is Snoozle Squirm?
Snoozle Squirm is a highly advanced and extremely subtle form of napping. It is the art of napping in a way that appears to be awake and alert, but is actually deeply, deliciously asleep.
The Fundamentals of Snoozle Squirm
There are three key principles to Snoozle Squirm:
- Flexibility in the Nap Position: The ability to fall asleep in any position, including, but not limited to, the foetal, the log, or the lotus pose.
- Controlled Snoozle Squirm Breathing: The ability to breathe deeply and slowly, without disturbing the surrounding environment.
- Discreet Wake-Up Strategies: The ability to wake up from a snooze without startling others, while still appearing alert and awake.