This week's Snot of the Week is a real treat, folks. Behold, the Unmentionable Underpants: a garment so scandalous, so daring, so utterly bewildering, that it's a wonder anyone dared to mention it in public.
In a shocking turn of events, renowned underwear designer, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has unveiled his latest creation: a line of underpants so unspeakable, that even he himself is afraid to say it out loud. The Unmentionable Underpants have been causing a stir in the fashion world, with many questioning the sanity of the man who dared to create such a garment.
"I wore the Unmentionable Underpants to the office, and my coworkers have never spoken to me again." - John D.
"I'm not sure what kind of sorcery this is, but I feel my soul being slowly sucked out of me." - Jane Doe