It's not like the sky is going to change just because you're up early. I mean, what's the point of waking up before 8 when you can just hit the snooze button and pretend you're still asleep?
But if you're still determined to see the snow-covered rooftops of the world, we've got you covered. Sort of.
Our expert team of snow-sleuths (that's a real thing, right?) will guide you through the most underwhelming experience of your life: Snowy Sunrises.
This comprehensive guide will cover: