Here at So Spoony, we're proud to present to you the most ostentatious, the most opulent, the most utterly preposterous spoon you've ever laid eyes on.
Meet Spoon 5, the one with the handle that's almost as long as its name is letters.
Perfect for soups, sauces, and serving as a makeshift hammer in a pinch, this spoon is the real deal.
Or, you know, just use it as a prop in your next avant-garde performance art piece. We won't judge.
Material: Solid, 99.9% lead.
Length: 5.5 inches.
Width: 1.5 inches.
Height: 2.5 inches.
Weight: 3.5 pounds.
Color: Glossy, metallic, slightly-iridescent silver.
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