Welcome to the Spoon Economy 2023

This is the year when spoons became a major player in the global market, with their versatility in both cooking and self-defense being unmatched.

Our spoon-based GDP has reached an all-time high, with the top five spoons being:

• Spoon 1: The trusty old reliable, still used for its original purpose of soup-scooping.
• Spoon 5: The fancy one with a golden handle and a price tag to match.
• Spoon 3: The ergonomic one for all your comfort needs.
• Spoon 2: The spoon for when you're feeling particularly hungry.
• Spoon 4: The spoon for when you just want to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise by yourself.

Spoon 6: The one they've been waiting for, the game-changer that nobody asked for.

Or, you know, just buy all of the spoons and be done with it.