Table Manners for the Discerning Spoon
When in the presence of a fellow spoon user, always use your spoon to gently tap the table to signal your interest in being served.
Avoid using your spoon as a makeshift microphone, even if you're in a jam.
When dining with others, never leave your spoon on the table with the bowl facing the kitchen. This is known as "Spoon Face" and is considered a grave offense.
For more advanced spoon users, we recommend practicing the ancient art of "Spoon Whispering": a delicate technique that involves using your spoon to communicate with your dinner without making a sound.