Located in the heart of the city's most notorious barrio, our Sobering Up Machine is the perfect solution for those who overindulged on last night's festivities.
Just step right in, take a seat, and our patented Machine 2 will have you back to your wits in no time.
Don't worry, our machine won't judge you - it's not like we haven't seen it all before.
Learn more about our team of expert engineers and their questionable life choices.
