Our Coffee Beans: A Sobering Experience

This is not a real coffee shop, but rather a simulated experience designed to make you question the very fabric of existence.

Bean Tasting Notes

Our expert team of highly trained, yet slightly traumatized baristas have taken the liberty to describe our coffee beans in the following ways:

Beans of Doom
Beans of Regret
Beans of Disappointment

Our Coffee Bean Selection

We offer a wide variety of beans, each one a ticking time bomb of existential dread:

Beans of Burning Regret
Beans of Undiagnosed Terror
Beans of Inevitable Despair

		python
		def generate_coffee_beans():
			beans = ["Beans of Doom", "Beans of Regret", "Beans of Disappointment"]
			for bean in beans:
				print(bean)
		generate_coffee_beans()

		// Our proprietary algorithm for generating coffee beans is based on a combination of existential dread and algorithmic uncertainty.
		// Output: Beans of Doom, Beans of Regret, Beans of Disappointment