SOBERING UP COFFEE

Sobering Up Coffee is the place to go when your caffeine high is a little too high.

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, we offer a variety of decaf and half-caf options, as well as a "I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Sleeping" juice bar.

Our expert baristas are trained in the ancient art of making you less jittery.

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• COFFEE CONNOISSEURS
• TEA TOTALERS
• SOBER UP STORY TIME

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our:

• SOBER UP SIMULATOR