Clone FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of a clone?

A: A clone is a genetically engineered, identical duplicate of oneself, created for the purposes of social engineering.

Q: What are the benefits of being a clone?

A: Benefits include: having an identical duplicate to do chores and errands, being able to attend social gatherings as a "twin", and having an emergency duplicate to cover your tracks in case of a sudden, unexplained absence.

Q: What are the risks of cloning?

A: Risks include: identity crisis, duplicate anxiety, and having to deal with an over-achieving, slightly-competitive, duplicate self.

Q: Can I clone myself?

A: Only if you're willing to risk your very soul. (Just kidding, sort of. Contact our team of expert clones for more information.)

Cloning Your Self

Q: What is the difference between a clone and a twin?

A: A clone is a duplicate of yourself, created through advanced technology. A twin is a duplicate of yourself, created through natural means, and often involves a lot of arguing over who gets to control the remote.

Twin v. Clone: The Great Debate

Q: Can I use my clone as a human shield in social situations?

A: Of course! A clone is the perfect human shield! They'll take the blame, they'll take the criticism, and they'll even take the blame for your poor life choices.

Clone as Human Shield

Q: Will my clone ever become self-aware?

A: Only if you're willing to risk an existential crisis of epic proportions. But hey, at least it'll be interesting.

Self-Aware Clone Panic