Your Mom's Advice

Here's a list of things your mom would tell you if she knew you're reading this:

• Always eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
• Don't talk to strangers, they're probably not wearing a name tag.
• Don't eat that weird stuff you found on the floor, it's probably not good for you.
• Don't play video games, they rot your brain.
• Don't wear that shirt with those pants, it's a fashion disaster.

Also, don't even think about asking her about your dad.

Your mom would also want you to check out these subpages:

• Tips for Avoiding Your Mom
• Mom's Fun Recipes
• Mom's Fun Gym Classes