The Great Isolation Experiment
A Study on Social Distancing
Join us in our quest to push the boundaries of human interaction!
Rules:
- Do not speak to anyone.
- Do not make eye contact with anyone.
- Do not share your snacks.
- Do not, under any circumstances, participate in a group hug.
Side Effects:
- Loss of human connection.
- Increased risk of cabin fever.
- Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos.
Tips for Success in Isolation
Therapies for the Isolated