The Great Isolation Experiment

A Study on Social Distancing

Join us in our quest to push the boundaries of human interaction!

Rules:

• Do not speak to anyone.
• Do not make eye contact with anyone.
• Do not share your snacks.
• Do not, under any circumstances, participate in a group hug.

Side Effects:

• Loss of human connection.
• Increased risk of cabin fever.
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos.

Tips for Success in Isolation Therapies for the Isolated