What is Social Isolation Therapy?
Social Isolation Therapy is a radical new approach to treating social anxiety. Our patented method involves locking you in a room with only yourself and a faint hum of elevator music.
Our research has proven that complete silence and the soft glow of a single screen is the key to unlocking a deeper understanding of the universe.
What kind of equipment do I need to participate?
A comfortable chair, a reliable internet connection, and a willingness to stare at the wall for hours on end. Oh, and a 4GB hard drive for the 10,000 hours of elevator music.
How long will the therapy last?
Until you're cured of all social anxiety. Or, you know, until the electricity runs out or someone remembers to turn off the lights.
Will I have access to the outside world?
You'll have access to the outside world through our exclusive partnership with Netflix. Enjoy the entire 90s catalog, but don't worry, you won't be able to leave.