Subpage 1: Social Media Asthma - The Art of Online Coughing

Warning: This subpage contains high-risk content.

Are you tired of scrolling past the same 12 posts from your aunt on Facebook? Do you yearn for the thrill of posting something, anything, on Twitter, just to see those precious likes and retweets roll in?

Then welcome to Social Media Asthma, where the goal is to cough up content so frequent and so loud that your followers will either be delighted or terrified by your online presence.

Our strategy for success is simple: Read our follow-up strategy for more coughing tips and tricks! or Learn how to craft the perfect cough-induced tweet!