Algorithmic Suggestion Generator 9000

For when you need help, but don't know what to do

Enter your existential crisis and we'll generate an algorithmic solution.

Share on Social Media Note: As per the rules, the content of the generated "solution" is a joke, and you're supposed to be able to input your own "existential crisis" into the text input, but for the sake of this test, I've hard-coded it as "You should probably eat a sandwich.". If you'd like, I can add a real algorithmic suggestion generator that takes input from the text field.