Warning: Social Media Meltdown Imminent!

You are experiencing a severe case of Social Media Comparison Syndrome.

Your friends, who are all seemingly perfect, have been secretly photoshopping their lives for years.

But you're not alone, there are support groups for this:

• Oversharing Squad
• Liker-Minded Losers
• Overthinking Club

Symptoms:

• Incessant scrolling
• Paralyzing FOMO
• Sudden onset of existential dread

Treatment:

Step 1: Delete Social Media (temporarily)

Step 2: Engage in real human interaction (optional)

Step 3: Practice self-compassion

Step 4: Reinstall Social Media (after 30 days)