Inflamation: Because Social Media is a Disease

Causes of Inflamation:

• Excessive use of cat pictures
• Overly aggressive posting of political views
• Unending streams of live videos
• Spamming of irrelevant links prophets

Don't worry, it's not just you. Everyone's online presence is being slowly devoured by the abyss.

But don't worry, it's also not just you. You can still be a social media influencer, even if your online identity is a sentient, hellish creature.

Treatment Options:

• Try Inflammation Management for tips on how to slow down the process
• Consult a professional at Inflamatician for a cure
• Just give up and Join the Inflamation Anonymous Support Group

But don't say we didn't warn you...