Message 12345: "I'm Not Liking This Whole 'Existence' Thing"

From: Blerghy McSkeletron

Ugh, another day, another meaningless existence. I swear, the only thing that's keeping me going is the hope that I'll one day be able to afford avocado toast.

On the bright side, at least I'm still alive, which is more than I can say for the poor toaster that I tried to "upgrade" over the weekend. RIP, Toaster 3000.0.

Like and Comment below, but let's be real, who are we kidding? It's all just a futile exercise in existential dread.