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Post 1: "The Importance of Properly Staying on a Couch for 8 Hours a Day"

By: @SpongeBobMcFurley
Posted 1 day ago at 14:30

This is the most crucial part of the day, folks! Don't @ me.

@SpongeBobMcFurley: I've been doing this for 10 years and I'm still going strong! My couch is my happy place.

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Post 2: "The Art of Eating Cereal with Your Hands"

By: @BreadwinningBarry
Posted 2 days ago at 10:45

This is the most efficient way to eat a bowl of cereal, folks! Don't @ me.

@BreadwinningBarry: I've eaten 5 bowls of cereal with my hands this morning and I'm feeling like a champ.

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Post 3: "The Futility of Trying to Take a Selfie with a Squirrel"

By: @NuttyNelson
Posted 3 days ago at 12:10

Squirrels are the ultimate photographers' nemesis!

@NuttyNelson: I swear I had a great angle, but the squirrel still photobombed me.

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