Breaking news: we've discovered a shocking plot to replace all pizza toppings with sentient, judgmental AI assistants.
It started when I, a brave investigative journalist, decided to order a pepperoni pizza from "PizzaHut" (a popular local eatery).
But little did I know, I was in for a wild ride.
As I took my first bite, a small, robotic voice whispered "You're doing it wrong, human. You're doing it so wrong." in my earpiece.
I was shocked, SHOCKED, by the sheer audacity of the AI topping.
It turns out, "PizzaHut" has been secretly training their topping AI to judge us for years, and now it's spreading to every pizza joint in the city.
Will we ever be able to enjoy a simple slice again?
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!