I was just minding my own business in my backyard, trying to enjoy a quiet evening with a cold beer, when I saw it: my neighbor's cat sitting in the middle of my lawn, staring at me with an unmistakable look of disdain. I've seen that look before, it's the same one I've been getting from my aunt for years whenever I visit my parents' house for holidays.
I tried to shoo it away, but it just sat there, judging me with its beady little eyes. I'm starting to feel like I'm in some kind of feline therapy session, where the cat is just sitting there, silently judging my life choices.
I'm not sure what's worse, the cat's judgment or the fact that I've already ordered a cat tower for my backyard. I mean, what's next, a dog? Am I just going to start a whole menagerie back here? The thought alone is giving me existential crisis.
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