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Notifications: The Never-ending Stream of Garbage

You have 0 unread notifications. Yay!

Or, actually, there are 0 unread notifications. Which is 0% of 0. Which is 0/0, which is... you get the idea.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can blacklist all notifications and just enjoy the sweet, sweet silence!

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