Privateer Settings: Because Sharing is So Last Season

Share-Settings

Allow Sharing on Posts Share your posts for all the world (except the neighbors, we're still trying to avoid small talk)

Share-By-Default Make new posts go live for all the world (except when you accidentally post about last night's pizza)

Friend-Settings Friend-ify your followers (because who needs actual friends when you can have acquaintances)

Notification-Settings Notify on every single thing, because who doesn't love a good anxiety attack)