Welcome to the Outrageous Outrage page, where we specialize in being offended by things that are just fine.
Here's a list of things we're currently outraged about:
- The font used on this website is not bold enough!
- The font used on this website is too bold!
- Our website doesn't have a sufficient number of exclamation marks!
- We were not invited to the latest intergalactic cocktail party!
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