Stumble Tips: The Art of Tumbling Blindly into Life
Warning: The following tips may lead to increased risk of injury, embarrassment, or permanent damage to your social standing.
- When in doubt, just Google it. And by "doubt," we mean "everything."
- Stumble into meetings unprepared. It's not like your presence is expected.
- Never actually read the instructions. They're just a suggestion.
- Just click "yes" to every pop-up and newsletter request. It's free!
- When lost, just spin around in circles until someone looks at you with a mixture of confusion and pity.
- Never, ever, use your own brain. That's just overrated.
Fine print: Do not attempt these tips in real life. We're just having fun with you, folks.
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