Thermoplastic Dating: The Risks
Thermoplastic dating: where love is a matter of melting and remoulding.
Caution: Thermoplastic relationships may result in unpredictable bonding, irreversible commitment, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.
Consult our expert team of Thermoplastic Matchmakers to navigate the risks and rewards of this cutting-edge dating technology.
Don't say we didn't warn you...