Welcome to the Thought Measuring Department! We're here to give you a precise measurement of your innermost thoughts, desires, and deepest fears. Our team of highly skilled brain hackers will probe your cerebral cortex with our proprietary Thought-O-Meter 3000.
Our measuring methods include:
Don't worry, we won't tell anyone what we find. Our measurements are strictly confidential and only used to improve our services. (Or so we claim.)
Side effects may include:
Proceed with caution. Or don't. We don't really care.
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