Update 1: Reality is Optional

Did you know that reality is now optional? It's true! We've been told.

Apparently, the laws of physics no longer apply, and the fabric of space-time is now a mere suggestion.

As a result, our servers will be down for maintenance... in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Update 2: Time Travelers Welcome

We've decided to roll out the welcome mat for time travelers. Yes, really!

Just don't try to kill your grandparents, or we'll have to ask you to leave.

Also, don't try to use our time-traveling services for personal gain, or we'll have to send you to a temporal reeducation camp.