Subpages of Social Media Goals

Here are some subpages for your social media browsing pleasure

• Follow 500 of your ex's exes
• Tweet 140 characters about how you're not actually a functioning member of society
• Post a photo of your lunch, because everyone loves foodie content

Or maybe try:

• Pin 5000 images of avocado toast, but only the ones with the most strategically placed sprouts
• Share your opinions on the most mundane topics, like the best way to eat a bowl of ramen

Warning: may cause existential dread, decreased self-esteem, and spontaneous urges to delete your account.